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Big Words Photosynthesis Retro T-Shirt
“I often use big words I don't understand so I can sound more PHOTOSYNTHESIS.” 🌿 This groovy 70s-inspired tee pairs warm vintage colors with oversized retro lettering and just the right amount of absurd confidence. Perfect for word nerds, plant lovers, teachers, and connoisseurs...- From $19.18
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Why Did T. rex Have Such Short Arms? Telekinesis Theory Poster
The truth is out there, and it’s floating just above a very smug T. rex. 🦖This “Telekinesis Theory” poster finally answers paleontology’s greatest mystery: T. rex didn’t need long arms because it had psychic powers, obviously. Styled like a vintage science-museum infographic and loaded...- $19.51
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Caffeine Molecule Prescription T-Shirt
Caffeine PO q4h prn — doctor's orders, basically. ☕This tee pairs a clean caffeine molecule diagram with proper prescription shorthand, blending lab humor and medical precision. For nurses, doctors, med students, and every caffeine-powered professional pulling a long shift.The Details Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton (heathers...- From $14.90
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Be the Rift You Wish to See in Spacetime T-Shirt
Be the rift you wish to see in spacetime. 🤠This tee features a cosmic cowboy globe tossing a friendly thumbs-up, blending playful sci-fi with retro-western charm. For thinkers, dreamers, and time travelers who like their existential crises a little whimsical.The Details 100% ring-spun cotton...- From $14.90
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BPA Gourmet Microplastics T-Shirt
Because everything tastes better with a hint of plastic. 🧂This BPA Gourmet Microplastics tee features a cheeky cartoon spice bottle inviting you to "sprinkle on the future." Sharp satire for fans of dark humor and the existentially well-seasoned.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print with...- From $14.90
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NERDS Calendar T-Shirt
Forget the moon landing — this is the only calendar that marks Pi Day AND Talk Like a Pirate Day. 🏴☠️ The NERDS Calendar tee fronts a flaming metal logo and packs a full year of sacred geek holidays on the back — a...- From $14.90
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"Error 418: I'm Not a Teapot" Sticker
HTTP 418: the web's official way of telling you it will not, in fact, brew coffee. ☕The "Error 418: I'm Not a Teapot" sticker is a deep-cut nod to the classic April Fools' RFC — peak geek cred for devs, sysadmins, and internet nerds.The...- From $3.49
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"Software Developer Nutrition Facts" T-Shirt
Nutrition facts: 100% daily value of caffeine, 0% patience for bad documentation. 💻The Software Developer Nutrition Facts tee breaks down what really fuels a great dev in the format of a classic nutrition label. A guaranteed smirk (or groan) at any standup or coffee...- From $14.90
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"Software Developer Nutrition Facts" Mug
Serving size: 1 cup. Contains 100% daily value of caffeine, sarcasm, and Stack Overflow. ☕ The “Software Developer Nutrition Facts” mug breaks down exactly what fuels a great dev — a witty desk companion for late-night debugging and very necessary refills. The Details 11oz...- $9.20
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Up, Down, Charm, Strange, Top, and Bottom T-Shirt
Six flavors, zero calories, all quarks. ⚛️The “Up, Down, Charm, Strange, Top, and Bottom” tee turns the fundamental building blocks of matter into wearable physics — ideal for scientists, students, educators, and anyone who finds the subatomic world genuinely charming.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment...- From $14.90
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"CSS is awesome" Mug with Color Inside
CSS is awesome — it just refuses to stay inside the box. 📦The “CSS is awesome” mug immortalizes every dev’s love-hate relationship with overflow, printed on both sides so righties and lefties can debug in peace. A guaranteed laugh for the web dev in...- $9.20
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"CSS Is Awesome" Graphic T-Shirt
CSS is awesome — and so is the box that absolutely refuses to contain it.The legendary overflow joke, now wearable. A witty tee for devs and designers who've fought the cascade and lived to laugh about it, on a soft Gildan 64000.The Details Soft,...- From $14.90
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I <? PHP | White 11oz Ceramic Mug with Color Inside
Some hearts skip a beat. This one opens a tag. 💙The “I <?php” mug styles the iconic PHP opening tag as a heart — a witty little love letter to the backend devs fueling their marathons one cup at a time. A guaranteed conversation...- $11.04
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Make Orwell Fiction Again | Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 64000
"Make Orwell Fiction Again" — because some books were meant to be cautionary tales, not instruction manuals.A sharp, vintage-lettered statement tee for free thinkers, book lovers, and anyone who reads the news with one eyebrow permanently raised. Wear it, share it, start a conversation.The...- From $14.90
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