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Big Words Photosynthesis Retro T-Shirt
“I often use big words I don't understand so I can sound more PHOTOSYNTHESIS.” This groovy 70s-inspired tee pairs warm vintage colors with oversized retro lettering and just the right amount of absurd confidence. Perfect for word nerds, plant lovers, teachers, and connoisseurs of...- From $19.99
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Why Did T. rex Have Such Short Arms? Telekinesis Theory Poster
The truth is out there, and it’s floating just above a very smug T. rex.This “Telekinesis Theory” poster finally answers paleontology’s greatest mystery: T. rex didn’t need long arms because it had psychic powers, obviously. Styled like a vintage science-museum infographic and loaded with...- $21.99
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Caffeine Molecule Prescription T-Shirt
Caffeine PO q4h prn, doctor's orders, basically.This tee pairs a clean caffeine molecule diagram with proper prescription shorthand, blending lab humor and medical precision. For nurses, doctors, med students, and every caffeine-powered professional pulling a long shift.The Details Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton (heathers are cotton/poly...- From $17.99
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Be the Rift You Wish to See in Spacetime T-Shirt
Be the rift you wish to see in spacetime.This tee features a cosmic cowboy globe tossing a friendly thumbs-up, blending playful sci-fi with retro-western charm. For thinkers, dreamers, and time travelers who like their existential crises a little whimsical.The Details 100% ring-spun cotton (heathers...- From $17.99
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BPA Gourmet Microplastics T-Shirt
Because everything tastes better with a hint of plastic.This BPA Gourmet Microplastics tee features a cheeky cartoon spice bottle inviting you to "sprinkle on the future." Sharp satire for fans of dark humor and the existentially well-seasoned.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print with a...- From $17.99
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NERDS Calendar T-Shirt
Forget the moon landing, this is the only calendar that marks Pi Day AND Talk Like a Pirate Day. The NERDS Calendar tee fronts a flaming metal logo and packs a full year of sacred geek holidays on the back, a wearable tribute for...- From $17.99
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"Error 418: I'm Not a Teapot" Sticker
HTTP 418: the web's official way of telling you it will not, in fact, brew coffee.The "Error 418: I'm Not a Teapot" sticker is a deep-cut nod to the classic April Fools' RFC, peak geek cred for devs, sysadmins, and internet nerds.The Details Durable,...- From $3.49
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"Software Developer Nutrition Facts" T-Shirt
Nutrition facts: 100% daily value of caffeine, 0% patience for bad documentation.The Software Developer Nutrition Facts tee breaks down what really fuels a great dev in the format of a classic nutrition label. A guaranteed smirk (or groan) at any standup or coffee shop.The...- From $17.99
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"Software Developer Nutrition Facts" Mug
Serving size: 1 cup. Contains 100% daily value of caffeine, sarcasm, and Stack Overflow. The “Software Developer Nutrition Facts” mug breaks down exactly what fuels a great dev, a witty desk companion for late-night debugging and very necessary refills. The Details 11oz premium ceramic...- $11.99
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Up, Down, Charm, Strange, Top, and Bottom T-Shirt
Six flavors, zero calories, all quarks.The “Up, Down, Charm, Strange, Top, and Bottom” tee turns the fundamental building blocks of matter into wearable physics, ideal for scientists, students, educators, and anyone who finds the subatomic world genuinely charming.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print, won’t...- From $17.99
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"CSS is awesome" Mug with Color Inside
CSS is awesome, it just refuses to stay inside the box.The “CSS is awesome” mug immortalizes every dev’s love-hate relationship with overflow, printed on both sides so righties and lefties can debug in peace. A guaranteed laugh for the web dev in your life.The...- $11.99
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"CSS Is Awesome" Graphic T-Shirt
CSS is awesome, and so is the box that absolutely refuses to contain it.The legendary overflow joke, now wearable. A witty tee for devs and designers who've fought the cascade and lived to laugh about it, on a soft Gildan 64000.The Details Soft, durable...- From $17.99
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I <? PHP | White 11oz Ceramic Mug with Color Inside
Some hearts skip a beat. This one opens a tag.The “I <?php” mug styles the iconic PHP opening tag as a heart, a witty little love letter to the backend devs fueling their marathons one cup at a time. A guaranteed conversation starter for...- $11.99
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Make Orwell Fiction Again | Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 64000
"Make Orwell Fiction Again", because some books were meant to be cautionary tales, not instruction manuals.A sharp, vintage-lettered statement tee for free thinkers, book lovers, and anyone who reads the news with one eyebrow permanently raised. Wear it, share it, start a conversation.The Details...- From $17.99
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