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Show off your flavor for satire—and your daily dose of irreverence—with this exclusive BPA Gourmet Microplastics T-shirt! Featuring the iconic cartoon spice bottle that asks, “Craving Something Crunchy? Sprinkle on the Future!”, this shirt is the perfect garnish for your wardrobe.
Product Features:
Bold, full-color print of the BPA Gourmet Microplastics spice bottle
Tagline: “Because Everything Tastes Better With a Hint of Plastic.”
Guaranteed to spark conversation, confusion, and possibly existential dread
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not season with actual microplastics.
Warning: May increase awareness of environmental issues and side effects include people asking where you got your shirt. Consume irresponsibly.
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
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