Sarcastic
Dry wit, snark, and sayings with an attitude. Galaxy74's most sarcastic tees, mugs and stickers for people who mean it.
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Give It My Some T-Shirt
Not every day is 110%. Some days you give it your some, and that still counts.A motivational tee with honest energy, bold textured type on deep black. For office days, errand runs, and "I showed up" workouts.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print Modern unisex...- From $14.90
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“We’ve Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car Warranty” T-Shirt
They’ve called. They’ve texted. Now it’s your turn to wear it.The “We’ve Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car Warranty” tee turns the most haunting robocall of our era into wearable comedy, perfect for spam survivors and anyone who screens unknown numbers on...- From $14.90
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"Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History" Ceramic Mug
Behave a little less, accomplish a little more, one bold sip at a time. The “Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History” mug carries Laurel Thatcher Ulrich's iconic line for the rule-benders and norm-challengers. Empowering, classic, and ready for your morning manifesto. The Details 11oz glossy...- $9.20
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"Please Be Patient With Me, I’m From the 1900s" T-Shirt
Survived dial-up. Blew into cartridges. Lived to tell the tale.This Galaxy74 exclusive tee is a badge of honor for anyone who remembers floppy disks and life before Wi-Fi, neo-retro nostalgia for 80s/90s kids, vintage gamers, and self-aware time travelers.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print,...- From $14.90
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"Please Be Patient With Me, I’m From the 1900s" Mug ☕🎮
Please be patient, I survived dial-up, dysentery, and floppy disks.A Galaxy74 exclusive mug for the time travelers who remember 8-bit everything, served up in our signature neo-retro style. Official gamer survival gear.The Details 11oz glossy ceramic Dishwasher & microwave safe Vivid, fade-resistant print Independently...- $9.20
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"I Paused My Game to Be Here" T-Shirt
This is your sacrifice. Honor it.The “I Paused My Game to Be Here” tee broadcasts the ultimate gamer concession in bold type, equal parts humor and hard truth, made for anyone who’d rather be at checkpoint right now.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print, won’t...- From $14.90
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"Tempus Fugit" Shirt
Time flies. Your style doesn’t have to.The “Tempus Fugit” tee turns a bit of Latin wisdom into clean, neo-retro typography, a gentle nudge to seize the moment, made for minimalists and vintage souls alike.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print, won’t crack or fade with...- From $14.90
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"Wouldn't You Prefer a Nice Game of Chess?" Graphic T-Shirt
Shall we play a game? Or just thermonuclear war? Your call.The "Wouldn't You Prefer a Nice Game of Chess?" tee channels classic 80s tech-thriller nostalgia in a glowing retro computer font, built for gamers, thinkers, and anyone fluent in vintage geek culture.The Details Soft,...- From $14.90
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"Don't Kick a Gift Horse In The Mouth That Feeds You" White 11oz Ceramic Mug with Color Inside
Wisdom, wordplay, and a metaphor that fell off the wagon halfway through. The “Don't Kick a Gift Horse In The Mouth That Feeds You” mug delivers a gloriously tangled proverb with your coffee. Perfect for the office desk, the book nook, or anyone who...- $9.20
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Make Orwell Fiction Again | Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 64000
"Make Orwell Fiction Again", because some books were meant to be cautionary tales, not instruction manuals.A sharp, vintage-lettered statement tee for free thinkers, book lovers, and anyone who reads the news with one eyebrow permanently raised. Wear it, share it, start a conversation.The Details...- From $14.90
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No Regerts | White 11oz Ceramic Mug with Color Inside
Live boldly, sip proudly, and never spell-check your tattoos.The “No Regerts” mug wears its typo like a badge of honor, a glossy white ceramic with a pop of color inside, perfect for caffeine fans who embrace life’s happy little mistakes.The Details 11oz glossy ceramic...- $11.04
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