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Get In Loser, We’re Going to Find Bigfoot! Cryptid Road Trip T-Shirt
Get in, loser — Mothman's driving and Nessie called shotgun. 👣The "Get In Loser, We're Going to Find Bigfoot" tee packs Dogman, Mothman, Nessie, and the Chupacabra into a groovy 70s VW-style bus on the hunt for the ultimate legend — a road-trip favorite...- From $19.18
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"Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath" T-Shirt
Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath — the cozy wall-decor mantra takes a deliciously dark turn. 🍞A smiling retro toaster lives its best life in a bubbly clawfoot tub on this tee — peak cozy vibes meet peak existential dread, for the sarcasm-fluent crowd.The Details Soft,...- From $19.18
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Shit Show Coordinator T-Shirt
Officially in charge when everything is on fire — metaphorically. Usually. 🔥The "Shit Show Coordinator" tee is for the person keeping the chaos moving and the wheels from fully coming off — ideal for office life, ops, IT, events, and anyone handed a "quick...- From $15.48
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Give It My Some T-Shirt
Not every day is 110%. Some days you give it your some — and that still counts.A motivational tee with honest energy, bold textured type on deep black. For office days, errand runs, and "I showed up" workouts.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print Modern...- From $14.90
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"It's a beautiful day to burn this shit down" 8-bit T-Shirt
Retro 8-bit flames and a battle cry: it's a beautiful day to burn this shit down. 🔥A pixel-fueled tee for anyone tearing things down to build them back better. Bold type, brighter attitude.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print Unisex fit — size up for...- From $14.90
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Fight Club T-Shirt
The first rule of this shirt is that it says everything without saying a word.A bold, minimalist Fight Club tee inspired by classic diner signage — understated, underground, and built to outlast every late-night brawl (or quiet breakfast).The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print, built...- From $14.90
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Fight Club Mug
The first rule of this mug: we don't talk about this mug. 🥊 The Fight Club mug brings bold, minimalist diner-sign style to your morning coffee — an understated statement piece for fans who appreciate a cult classic and a strong brew. The Details...- $9.20
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"Chess Be Like" Meme T-Shirt
A galloping horse, a towering rook, and one very confused green army man walk into a chess set. ♟️The “Chess Be Like” meme tee reimagines the noble game with surreal, vibrant chaos — every piece a little off-script. Perfect for chess fans, meme connoisseurs,...- From $14.90
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"Everything Hurts" Skeleton T-Shirt
Your body says no. Your skeleton says thumbs up. 💀The "Everything Hurts" tee features a cheerfully suffering cartoon skeleton wrapped in bold pastel lettering — pastel-goth comic relief for anyone whose joints have opinions.The Details 100% combed ring-spun cotton — soft and breathable Seamless...- From $14.90
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“We’ve Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car Warranty” T-Shirt
They’ve called. They’ve texted. Now it’s your turn to wear it. 📞The “We’ve Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car Warranty” tee turns the most haunting robocall of our era into wearable comedy — perfect for spam survivors and anyone who screens unknown...- From $14.90
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"Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History" Ceramic Mug
Behave a little less, accomplish a little more — one bold sip at a time. ✊ The “Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History” mug carries Laurel Thatcher Ulrich's iconic line for the rule-benders and norm-challengers. Empowering, classic, and ready for your morning manifesto. The Details...- $9.20
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"Please Be Patient With Me, I’m From the 1900s" T-Shirt
Survived dial-up. Blew into cartridges. Lived to tell the tale. 💾This Galaxy74 exclusive tee is a badge of honor for anyone who remembers floppy disks and life before Wi-Fi — neo-retro nostalgia for 80s/90s kids, vintage gamers, and self-aware time travelers.The Details Soft, durable...- From $14.90
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"Please Be Patient With Me, I’m From the 1900s" Mug ☕🎮
Please be patient — I survived dial-up, dysentery, and floppy disks. ☕A Galaxy74 exclusive mug for the time travelers who remember 8-bit everything, served up in our signature neo-retro style. Official gamer survival gear.The Details 11oz glossy ceramic Dishwasher & microwave safe Vivid, fade-resistant...- $9.20
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"Tell Your Cat I Said Pspsps" Varsity-Style T-Shirt
The official cat-lover's secret handshake — now in bold varsity letters. 🐾 The “Tell Your Cat I Said Pspsps” tee brings collegiate-style school spirit to feline diplomacy, an instant icebreaker for anyone who takes cat communication very seriously. The Details Soft, comfy cotton, ideal...- From $14.90
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"Ormond Beach" T-Shirt
Carry a slice of Florida's coast wherever the road takes you. 🌴The "Ormond Beach" tee pairs clean "O R M O N D" lettering with a minimalist black tropical scene — laid-back style for locals, visitors, and beach lovers reminiscing about the shore.The Details...- From $14.90
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"No Internet" 11oz Ceramic Mug
No connection? No problem. The little dino's been training for this his whole life. 🦖 The “No Internet” mug puts the iconic Chrome Dino front and center, a pixel-perfect tribute to every loading screen you've ever stared down. Pure offline nostalgia for your morning...- $11.04
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"Tempus Fugit" Shirt
Time flies. Your style doesn’t have to. ⏳The “Tempus Fugit” tee turns a bit of Latin wisdom into clean, neo-retro typography — a gentle nudge to seize the moment, made for minimalists and vintage souls alike.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print — won’t crack...- From $14.90
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"Wouldn't You Prefer a Nice Game of Chess?" Graphic T-Shirt
Shall we play a game? Or just thermonuclear war? Your call. ♟️The "Wouldn't You Prefer a Nice Game of Chess?" tee channels classic 80s tech-thriller nostalgia in a glowing retro computer font — built for gamers, thinkers, and anyone fluent in vintage geek culture.The...- From $14.90
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Live Laugh Lobotomy T-shirt
Live. Laugh. And remove whatever's been causing all the overthinking. 🧠The "Live Laugh Lobotomy" tee flips wholesome wall-art energy on its head — a darkly funny staple for anyone whose humor leans gleefully sardonic.The Details Gildan 64000 — soft, durable ring-spun cotton Seamless double-needle...- From $14.90
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"Don't Kick a Gift Horse In The Mouth That Feeds You" White 11oz Ceramic Mug with Color Inside
Wisdom, wordplay, and a metaphor that fell off the wagon halfway through. 🐴 The “Don't Kick a Gift Horse In The Mouth That Feeds You” mug delivers a gloriously tangled proverb with your coffee. Perfect for the office desk, the book nook, or anyone...- $9.20
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