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BPA Gourmet Microplastics T-Shirt
Because everything tastes better with a hint of plastic. 🧂This BPA Gourmet Microplastics tee features a cheeky cartoon spice bottle inviting you to "sprinkle on the future." Sharp satire for fans of dark humor and the existentially well-seasoned.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print with...- From $14.90
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NERDS Calendar T-Shirt
Forget the moon landing — this is the only calendar that marks Pi Day AND Talk Like a Pirate Day. 🏴☠️ The NERDS Calendar tee fronts a flaming metal logo and packs a full year of sacred geek holidays on the back — a...- From $14.90
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"Everything Hurts" Skeleton T-Shirt
Your body says no. Your skeleton says thumbs up. 💀The "Everything Hurts" tee features a cheerfully suffering cartoon skeleton wrapped in bold pastel lettering — pastel-goth comic relief for anyone whose joints have opinions.The Details 100% combed ring-spun cotton — soft and breathable Seamless...- From $14.90
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Giant Meteor 2028 Campaign Mug Produ
Giant Meteor 2028: just end it already. Sip your coffee, scan the skies. ☄️ The Giant Meteor 2028 Campaign Mug is your new headquarters for sweet fiery deliverance, featuring the satirical campaign emblem that's equal parts hilarious and hauntingly accurate. For the cheerfully doomed...- $9.20
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Giant Meteor 2028 Campaign T-Shirt
Tired of the debates? Cast your vote for cosmic justice. ☄️The Giant Meteor 2028 Campaign tee is the perfect satirical statement for those ready to embrace sweet interstellar doom — with style. Vintage Americana design, a dash of existential dread, and a candidate that...- From $14.90
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“We’ve Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car Warranty” T-Shirt
They’ve called. They’ve texted. Now it’s your turn to wear it. 📞The “We’ve Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car Warranty” tee turns the most haunting robocall of our era into wearable comedy — perfect for spam survivors and anyone who screens unknown...- From $14.90
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"Dungeon Master" T-shirt
Behind every legendary campaign is one chaotic genius behind the screen. Roll for style. 🎲 The “Dungeon Master” tee crowns the storyteller who builds worlds, voices the goblins, and improvises when the party inevitably goes off-script — a proud badge for tabletop ringleaders everywhere....- From $18.73
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"Please Be Patient With Me, I’m From the 1900s" T-Shirt
Survived dial-up. Blew into cartridges. Lived to tell the tale. 💾This Galaxy74 exclusive tee is a badge of honor for anyone who remembers floppy disks and life before Wi-Fi — neo-retro nostalgia for 80s/90s kids, vintage gamers, and self-aware time travelers.The Details Soft, durable...- From $14.90
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"Please Be Patient With Me, I’m From the 1900s" Mug ☕🎮
Please be patient — I survived dial-up, dysentery, and floppy disks. ☕A Galaxy74 exclusive mug for the time travelers who remember 8-bit everything, served up in our signature neo-retro style. Official gamer survival gear.The Details 11oz glossy ceramic Dishwasher & microwave safe Vivid, fade-resistant...- $9.20
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"Tell Your Cat I Said Pspsps" Varsity-Style T-Shirt
The official cat-lover's secret handshake — now in bold varsity letters. 🐾 The “Tell Your Cat I Said Pspsps” tee brings collegiate-style school spirit to feline diplomacy, an instant icebreaker for anyone who takes cat communication very seriously. The Details Soft, comfy cotton, ideal...- From $14.90
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"Error 418: I'm Not a Teapot" Sticker
HTTP 418: the web's official way of telling you it will not, in fact, brew coffee. ☕The "Error 418: I'm Not a Teapot" sticker is a deep-cut nod to the classic April Fools' RFC — peak geek cred for devs, sysadmins, and internet nerds.The...- From $3.49
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Meowmaste Cat T-Shirt
The cat in you bows to the cat in me. 🧘The Meowmaste tee features an intricate Talavera-style cat striking a serene yoga pose — vibrant Mexican folk art meets feline zen, perfect for cat lovers, yogis, and anyone radiating pawsitive energy.The Details Soft, durable...- From $14.90
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"Cassette Tape & Pencil" T-Shirt
If you know why these two belong together, congratulations — you're officially old. ✏️A nostalgic "Cassette Tape & Pencil" tee for the analog survivors who once rewound a mixtape by hand. Equal parts badge of honor and conversation starter.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print...- From $14.90
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"I Paused My Game to Be Here" T-Shirt
This is your sacrifice. Honor it. 🎮The “I Paused My Game to Be Here” tee broadcasts the ultimate gamer concession in bold type — equal parts humor and hard truth, made for anyone who’d rather be at checkpoint right now.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment...- From $14.90
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"Software Developer Nutrition Facts" Mug
Serving size: 1 cup. Contains 100% daily value of caffeine, sarcasm, and Stack Overflow. ☕ The “Software Developer Nutrition Facts” mug breaks down exactly what fuels a great dev — a witty desk companion for late-night debugging and very necessary refills. The Details 11oz...- $9.20
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"Software Developer Nutrition Facts" T-Shirt
Nutrition facts: 100% daily value of caffeine, 0% patience for bad documentation. 💻The Software Developer Nutrition Facts tee breaks down what really fuels a great dev in the format of a classic nutrition label. A guaranteed smirk (or groan) at any standup or coffee...- From $14.90
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"Ormond Beach" T-Shirt
Carry a slice of Florida's coast wherever the road takes you. 🌴The "Ormond Beach" tee pairs clean "O R M O N D" lettering with a minimalist black tropical scene — laid-back style for locals, visitors, and beach lovers reminiscing about the shore.The Details...- From $14.90
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"The Star Tarot Card" T-Shirt
Pull The Star and the whole reading brightens. Now you can wear the good omen. ✨ The “Star Tarot Card” tee channels renewal, serenity, and quiet guidance through gorgeous esoteric artwork — perfect for tarot enthusiasts, dreamers, and anyone walking their path with a...- From $14.90
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Up, Down, Charm, Strange, Top, and Bottom T-Shirt
Six flavors, zero calories, all quarks. ⚛️The “Up, Down, Charm, Strange, Top, and Bottom” tee turns the fundamental building blocks of matter into wearable physics — ideal for scientists, students, educators, and anyone who finds the subatomic world genuinely charming.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment...- From $14.90
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"Shall We Play a Game?" Graphic T-Shirt
Shall we play a game? Global thermonuclear war, or maybe just a nice round of tic-tac-toe. 💻 This tee throws it back to classic computer culture with that iconic phrase rendered in a retro terminal font. For vintage-tech devotees, old-school gamers, and anyone who...- From $14.90
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