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xMy Brain Won’t Give Me Serotonin Champion-Style T-Shirt
Game face on, serotonin levels… not so much. This sporty-meets-sarcasm tee is designed in the classic Champion athletic style, but with a relatable twist: “My Brain Won’t Give Me Serotonin and That Makes Me Sad.”
🏆 Bold, Athletic-Inspired Design – Looks like a sports tee, feels like an existential crisis
🛌 Soft & Comfortable – Perfect for lounging, gym sessions, or overthinking at 2 AM
💀 Relatable & Darkly Humorous – Because sometimes, all you can do is laugh through the low dopamine
Wear it with pride, irony, or sheer exhaustion—either way, it's a serotonin-free champion of your wardrobe.
This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel.
- Offers a seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density.
- Tubular fit to minimize torque.
- Available in a wide range of colors.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
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