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NERDS Calendar T-Shirt
Forget the moon landing — this is the only calendar that marks Pi Day AND Talk Like a Pirate Day. 🏴☠️ The NERDS Calendar tee fronts a flaming metal logo and packs a full year of sacred geek holidays on the back — a...- From $14.90
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"Everything Hurts" Skeleton T-Shirt
Your body says no. Your skeleton says thumbs up. 💀The "Everything Hurts" tee features a cheerfully suffering cartoon skeleton wrapped in bold pastel lettering — pastel-goth comic relief for anyone whose joints have opinions.The Details 100% combed ring-spun cotton — soft and breathable Seamless...- From $14.90
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Giant Meteor 2028 Campaign T-Shirt
Tired of the debates? Cast your vote for cosmic justice. ☄️The Giant Meteor 2028 Campaign tee is the perfect satirical statement for those ready to embrace sweet interstellar doom — with style. Vintage Americana design, a dash of existential dread, and a candidate that...- From $14.90
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“We’ve Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car Warranty” T-Shirt
They’ve called. They’ve texted. Now it’s your turn to wear it. 📞The “We’ve Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car Warranty” tee turns the most haunting robocall of our era into wearable comedy — perfect for spam survivors and anyone who screens unknown...- From $14.90
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"Dungeon Master" T-shirt
Behind every legendary campaign is one chaotic genius behind the screen. Roll for style. 🎲 The “Dungeon Master” tee crowns the storyteller who builds worlds, voices the goblins, and improvises when the party inevitably goes off-script — a proud badge for tabletop ringleaders everywhere....- From $18.73
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"Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History" Ceramic Mug
Behave a little less, accomplish a little more — one bold sip at a time. ✊ The “Well-Behaved Women Rarely Make History” mug carries Laurel Thatcher Ulrich's iconic line for the rule-benders and norm-challengers. Empowering, classic, and ready for your morning manifesto. The Details...- $9.20
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"Please Be Patient With Me, I’m From the 1900s" T-Shirt
Survived dial-up. Blew into cartridges. Lived to tell the tale. 💾This Galaxy74 exclusive tee is a badge of honor for anyone who remembers floppy disks and life before Wi-Fi — neo-retro nostalgia for 80s/90s kids, vintage gamers, and self-aware time travelers.The Details Soft, durable...- From $14.90
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"Tell Your Cat I Said Pspsps" Varsity-Style T-Shirt
The official cat-lover's secret handshake — now in bold varsity letters. 🐾 The “Tell Your Cat I Said Pspsps” tee brings collegiate-style school spirit to feline diplomacy, an instant icebreaker for anyone who takes cat communication very seriously. The Details Soft, comfy cotton, ideal...- From $14.90
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Meowmaste Cat T-Shirt
The cat in you bows to the cat in me. 🧘The Meowmaste tee features an intricate Talavera-style cat striking a serene yoga pose — vibrant Mexican folk art meets feline zen, perfect for cat lovers, yogis, and anyone radiating pawsitive energy.The Details Soft, durable...- From $14.90
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"I Paused My Game to Be Here" T-Shirt
This is your sacrifice. Honor it. 🎮The “I Paused My Game to Be Here” tee broadcasts the ultimate gamer concession in bold type — equal parts humor and hard truth, made for anyone who’d rather be at checkpoint right now.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment...- From $14.90
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"Cassette Tape & Pencil" T-Shirt
If you know why these two belong together, congratulations — you're officially old. ✏️A nostalgic "Cassette Tape & Pencil" tee for the analog survivors who once rewound a mixtape by hand. Equal parts badge of honor and conversation starter.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment print...- From $14.90
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"Software Developer Nutrition Facts" T-Shirt
Nutrition facts: 100% daily value of caffeine, 0% patience for bad documentation. 💻The Software Developer Nutrition Facts tee breaks down what really fuels a great dev in the format of a classic nutrition label. A guaranteed smirk (or groan) at any standup or coffee...- From $14.90
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"Ormond Beach" T-Shirt
Carry a slice of Florida's coast wherever the road takes you. 🌴The "Ormond Beach" tee pairs clean "O R M O N D" lettering with a minimalist black tropical scene — laid-back style for locals, visitors, and beach lovers reminiscing about the shore.The Details...- From $14.90
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"The Star Tarot Card" T-Shirt
Pull The Star and the whole reading brightens. Now you can wear the good omen. ✨ The “Star Tarot Card” tee channels renewal, serenity, and quiet guidance through gorgeous esoteric artwork — perfect for tarot enthusiasts, dreamers, and anyone walking their path with a...- From $14.90
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Up, Down, Charm, Strange, Top, and Bottom T-Shirt
Six flavors, zero calories, all quarks. ⚛️The “Up, Down, Charm, Strange, Top, and Bottom” tee turns the fundamental building blocks of matter into wearable physics — ideal for scientists, students, educators, and anyone who finds the subatomic world genuinely charming.The Details Soft, durable direct-to-garment...- From $14.90
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"Shall We Play a Game?" Graphic T-Shirt
Shall we play a game? Global thermonuclear war, or maybe just a nice round of tic-tac-toe. 💻 This tee throws it back to classic computer culture with that iconic phrase rendered in a retro terminal font. For vintage-tech devotees, old-school gamers, and anyone who...- From $14.90
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Live Laugh Lobotomy T-shirt
Live. Laugh. And remove whatever's been causing all the overthinking. 🧠The "Live Laugh Lobotomy" tee flips wholesome wall-art energy on its head — a darkly funny staple for anyone whose humor leans gleefully sardonic.The Details Gildan 64000 — soft, durable ring-spun cotton Seamless double-needle...- From $14.90
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"CSS Is Awesome" Graphic T-Shirt
CSS is awesome — and so is the box that absolutely refuses to contain it.The legendary overflow joke, now wearable. A witty tee for devs and designers who've fought the cascade and lived to laugh about it, on a soft Gildan 64000.The Details Soft,...- From $14.90
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Cyborg Cat Meowtorcycle T-Shirt
“Give me your clothes, your boots, and your meowtorcycle.” 🐱The Cyborg Cat Meowtorcycle tee mashes 8-bit feline menace with a laser-eyed sci-fi one-liner — a bold, statement-making pick for gamers, cat lovers, and retro nerds alike.The Details Soft, breathable fabric with a direct-to-garment print...- From $14.90
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Make Orwell Fiction Again | Classic Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Gildan® 64000
"Make Orwell Fiction Again" — because some books were meant to be cautionary tales, not instruction manuals.A sharp, vintage-lettered statement tee for free thinkers, book lovers, and anyone who reads the news with one eyebrow permanently raised. Wear it, share it, start a conversation.The...- From $14.90
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